Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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