But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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