i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Randomize