how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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