dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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