Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
