first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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