Dual....:-)
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
