There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he was CRYING into my vagina
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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