I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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