Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm at about main and main street
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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