he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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