how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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