I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Im part way to drunk.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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