; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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