the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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