its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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