Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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