Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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