i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
do herpes really smell.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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