yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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