Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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