bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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