She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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