What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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