you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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