Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the high leading the old right now
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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