No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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