ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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