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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it because I queefed?

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(613): View more from Ontario

my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy

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(218): View more from Minnesota

time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night

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(785): View more from Kansas

this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.

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