Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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