Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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