Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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