I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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