This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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