And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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