You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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