man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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