Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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