You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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