i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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