Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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