is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize