Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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