I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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