therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
where are my eyebrows?
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