UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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