I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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