i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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