even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
