her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Dignity is for republicans.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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