It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
